No Joke Necessary

My only question is how legal this is. Didn't my second favorite whacky intern get in trouble for organ trafficking on General Hospital: Night Shift?

Bratz Theatre, Act Four: Dylan Moves On

The next Bratz Boyz doll I picked up was Cade. This is Cade as he was when I bought him:



And this is Cade once I got done with him!



And now on with the story!



As we can see, not only does Cameron want what he threw away but Dylan is still too proud to go back to Cheater McCheater!



Luckily I hear a little Cade is perfect for an ailing heart!



See?



Karma sucks, folks. Cameron finds out Dylan has found a better boyfriend pretty much the same way Dylan found out Cameron was stepping out with Ethan. And what about Ethan?


Cameron finds out that Ethan didn't care for Cameron trying to get back with Dylan while stringing him along.



So to review, it's good to be Dylan and it just generally sucks to be Cameron.

Stay tuned next time to find out if Ethan can do better than Cameron...

Andreea Balan: Baby, Get Up And Dance

I just listened to this song three times in a row (twice was watching the video) and now I am 83% happier than I was before I started! I just listened to this song four times in a row (thrice was watching the video) and now I am 91% happier than I was before I started!

I Have No Clue What This Product Is

I walk by this everyday in the back room at My Walmart* and it never fails to disgust me. Maybe one of these days I'll look to see what it is but it can't be anything good.



Notice how the only word legible is 'safe'? Yeah. Right.

Bratz Theatre, Act Three: Along Comes Ethan

Okay, so I've shown you what I've done with the first two Bratz Boyz dollz I bought. Can lightning strike thrice? Well, first let's start with a picture of Ethan 'straight' out of the box!



Ready for the even gayer version? No? Well too bad!



Hey, Cameron! I know you are seeing Dylan but what do you think of Ethan?



Oh, that's not good! It gets worse though! Cameron forgot Dylan was coming over after work:



Think Dylan will take it lying down?



Yeah, I didn't think so either.



And so Dylan takes his leave of Cameron and Ethan, whom I don't believe are feeling quite as friskya s they were before he showed up!

Stay tuned for the next installment where we find out who Cameron finally chooses in the end and whether that guy really wants to be chosen!



PS: The bitch slap photo is my favorite of the entire series! There's one more coming in future installment that comes close but it's just one dumb fun pic!

Happy Dancers

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Bratz Theatre, Act Two: Cameron Finds A Boyfriend

That would be Dylan. Here's a pic of how Dylan looks 'straight' out of the box:



And here's how Dylan looked after I gayed him up a lot:



Unfortunately I forgot to take a solo pic of Dylan. Don't they make a cute couple?



Ahhh! But do they have what it takes to make a relationship work? I'll give you a hint: There are still three other Bratz Boys dolls that my Walmart carries. Anyone else see drama in the future?

Bratz Theatre

Okay, I know I've been slacking off but I have a good reason, okay? I am department manager of Toys in a Walmart Super Center and it's Christmas time. Know anyone else that's going to be more overworked and tired right now? Maybe equally overworked and tired but I challenge you to find someone more so. Anywho, that's about to change and it's all with something I've been doing for a few months now.

Has anyone seen the Bratz Boyz line? I know we're all aware of the Bratz dolls, or as we like to call them at work Slutz, but few folks are aware of the Boyz line. Here are the official pictures of three of them from the Bratz official website. Cast a gander and then I'll explain what's what.







See anything that makes them different from Barbie's Ken? Look harder. I'd been seeing them every day since September '07 and I have never seen gayer looking dolls! Forget metrosexual, the makers of Bratz Boyz have ventured into full on homosexual! You may not want your daughters to get their body image or fashion sense from Bratz but you do want them dating boys like this! If they do, you know your little girl is going to come home in the same state she left home in. Well, maybe her hair will be highlighted but that's about it!

What does that have to do with my renewed posting you say? Easy. I finally gave in a few paychecks ago and bought one. And I made it look even gayer! I know, I know, hard to believe but I did it! I even took pictures. Then I bought another, gayed him up more too, and voila, we have boyfriends! 'Course then it snowballed and I kept buying more (there's five I know of available and I have all five) and with each new purchase there was more gaying up and more pictures in the scenario. Originally I just sent these things to my phone and showed friends but then I started having our Photo Lob at work start making prints and showing them around. Now acquaintances at work are coming up and asking to see them or friends bring friends over. One girl in Photo Lab keeps asking me if the new scenario is done yet!

So anyways, I've titled this series Bratz Theatre and have quite an adventure, which will culminate in a Russian Gay Adoption (not quite what you might picture!) once I figure out how to depict parts of it and after that it'll be recasting the Boyz in new parts. I even bought one of the Beach Party Ken dolls to add a little zest and I have an idea for a scenario involving maybe Barbie but definitely two of the Bratz themselves!

Now to begin, the before and after picture of the very first Bratz Boyz to come out of the clozet, Cameron!



This is the pic I took of him in the package and once I got done with him?



See? You can too gay up the Bratz Boyz even more. Stay tuned for next time when we meet Dylan and see what I did with him!



PS: SallyP and Sea_of_Green eat your hearts out!