Another Unfortunate Bike Name

Now, is this a bike or a Seventies porn flick title? It could honestly work either way...

Tinkerbell

It's probably just me, but I think if you even consider buying something with this label on it, it's a safe bet you already look like a fairy...

Political Incorrectness

I believe the correct term these days is 'Chinese Americans'...

Workplace Honesty

Can you read that? It's a note written on the top of a box of items we sell in the Electronics Department that are kept under lock and key. Monday a support manager found it opened with that written on it. The managers all got a good laugh that finally someone, somewhere was honest with them...

Greatest Passover Gifts Ever!

First there's this:



Isn't that a riot? Even better is this:




They even have an explanation of what represents what:



There's even a special product for those of you into one plague specifically:



This is just way too funny! I guess retail has listened to people who say they commercialize Christmas too much, only instead of cutting back they decided to commercialize everyone's holidays. I can't wait to see what we get in for Ramadan this year...

Dirty Talk On Facebook

Tell me that doesn't sound filthy...




...and unbelievably funny!

Management Manual

We have a small selection, four feet to be precise, of educational workbooks in the Toys Department. I guess that makes up for the mind numbing and stupid things that fill all the other hundreds of feet of mind-numbingly dumb shit. Anyways, one came yesterday that's new and I am so dying to just leave a copy in one of the management offices:



So far I've resisted for thirty-six hours but I really think I'm giving in to temptation tomorrow...