Okay, so not ever. The twenty inch Boy's Intruder still wins that race. Oh, and the Worm Blower beats this one (and maybe the Ball Popper). Anywho, here's what I rang someone up for the other day:
Butt Paste! That's not just a description of the product but its freaking name! Me and the customer got a good laugh out of that. And BTW, she swears it's the greatest thing she's ever found for diaper rash if you need that kind of remedy.
Oh, as an aside, I sent my niece, the Incredible Jenny (tm), a picture text of this product from work the day I took this picture. She texted me back to say she thinks her boss uses it on her face.
(Hint: The Incredible Jenny (tm) doesn't really care for her boss!)