I hate being guilted about not having posted anything for some time and it's worse when the person doing it is that nagging little voice in your head. I guess I should be glad it's saying that and not to climb a water tower with a high powered rifle*. Anywho, here goes:
I bought this one before becoming Toy Department Manager at a Walmart Supercenter so I think of it as prophetic now.
Don't look at me. If you read the Bible you know it's quite true!
My life motto. I'm so sarcastic I can actually be sarcastic without being mean to anyone in particular!
Like you don't want to know this too!
Bought during a militant phase but I still giggle when I read it. Like a schoolgirl!
Every religion's credo boiled down to one button!
I think this a lot working in Scotsdale, AZ. Money really can't buy taste, can it?
Another militant one but I stand by it. And now for the truest one of all!
Creepy thought, isn't it? Almost as bad as the church being the bride of Christ analogy. Who else's mind went straight to the wedding night when they first heard it? Whose mind now will never stop going there when it's brought up? Heh heh heh...
PS To SallyP: yes, there's an Edit function but the stupid thing expects YOU to know what's wrong. What good is that? If I knew I screwed up then I wouldn't need the Edit function, now would I? And don't get me started on Spell Check on a post that contains HTML. I don't have all night to tell it to ignore code so a few misspellings are the price you have to pay!
*Great. I gave the little voice ideas. It'll probably come to nothing but just in case, I'll be avoiding water towers an High Powered Rifles R Us for a spell...