This one caught my eye last week:
It's some kind of Strawberry Shortcake doll. Which kind isn't important. What is important is that strawberry shortcake should not be made on angel food as its base but actually biscuit, allowing for all three parts of the treat to have their own distinctiveness. Further more, it's a sin against nature to have candied strawberries period. Strawberries are meant to be tart and-
I digressed again, didn't I?
Anyways, here's what the little slogan says:
'I Drink & Wet'. Kinda obvious and kinda cause and effect there, ain't it? What's next? A doll that says 'I overindulge in alcohol & fall down'?