I Hate This Man

Yes, each ad was mildly amusing but the first time I ever heard all three was while I was building an end cap. That was every three ads rotating constantly. For over an hour. The whistle alone now is enough to make me consider a murderous rampage. Worst side effect? I can't look at a picture of Hello Kitty without hearing this man's voice saying 'Hello, Kitty' in that faux sexy voice. AAARRRGH!!!!

Another Unfortunate Bike Name

Now, is this a bike or a Seventies porn flick title? It could honestly work either way...

Tinkerbell

It's probably just me, but I think if you even consider buying something with this label on it, it's a safe bet you already look like a fairy...

Political Incorrectness

I believe the correct term these days is 'Chinese Americans'...

Workplace Honesty

Can you read that? It's a note written on the top of a box of items we sell in the Electronics Department that are kept under lock and key. Monday a support manager found it opened with that written on it. The managers all got a good laugh that finally someone, somewhere was honest with them...

Greatest Passover Gifts Ever!

First there's this:



Isn't that a riot? Even better is this:




They even have an explanation of what represents what:



There's even a special product for those of you into one plague specifically:



This is just way too funny! I guess retail has listened to people who say they commercialize Christmas too much, only instead of cutting back they decided to commercialize everyone's holidays. I can't wait to see what we get in for Ramadan this year...

Dirty Talk On Facebook

Tell me that doesn't sound filthy...




...and unbelievably funny!